Most Likely Events That Will Leave You Bloodied at the Muni Golf Course

It This is not reality though, and none of the above happened or is going to happen anytime soon. You woke up to your usual Saturday morning alarm - a textbook flying elbow drop courtesy of one of the middle kids. You found some clean-ish shorts at the top of a clothes pile of worn, but not quite ready for the laundry garments that is currently occupying the chair in front of your computer (you’ll get to cleaning off the laundry chair someday - promise). Breakfast consisted of a piece of last night's pizza and a cup of coffee. No hate though. You are still smiling with the knowledge that soon you will arrive at your local municipal course to tee it up with your boys for a morning of escape. You throw your clubs into the backseat of your late model Camry and off you go!f